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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
The Wolf is found... NOT GUILTY!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
After five possible days of voting, the wolf is found unguilty of crime against Martin the Stoat! The wolf plans to stay here in Stoats-eat-oats and has volunteered to be a lookout on the outskirts of town.
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WHOOP WHOOP!!!! is right, sorry Martin, but im sure even you know that he had know intention of hurting you! xoxo
oh and also i uh, i know its not about the wolf pup but, WE'RE SORRY LUNETTA! (sob sob) martin never meant to hurt you, i hope you can still be friends! Please respond... WE'RE SO SORRY!
Lunetta: He absolutely CRUSHED my feelings. He hates me! Sniffle. Sob. All I wanted to do was share a bowl a onion soup with that inconsiderate, rude, evil (whispers: handsome, sweet, cute, funny, nice, generous, polite) brat! But I give up! (sobs into her paws and jumps into a lake for a swim)
Ermin proposes to Charlotte, movie star and beauty pagent winner.
Madonna Stoat Visits Town!!!
Madonna Stoat is here on tour! During an interview, she said: Um, like, this is really flattering and all, but, I need a hotel! Pronto! ... THAT MEANS NOW!!!!
7 comments:
WHOOP WHOOP!!!! is right, sorry Martin, but im sure even you know that he had know intention of hurting you! xoxo
oh and also i uh, i know its not about the wolf pup but, WE'RE SORRY LUNETTA! (sob sob) martin never meant to hurt you, i hope you can still be friends! Please respond... WE'RE SO SORRY!
Lunetta: He absolutely CRUSHED my feelings. He hates me! Sniffle. Sob. All I wanted to do was share a bowl a onion soup with that inconsiderate, rude, evil (whispers: handsome, sweet, cute, funny, nice, generous, polite) brat! But I give up! (sobs into her paws and jumps into a lake for a swim)
martin: My dear Lunnetta , pleeeeeese forgive me! Dso you forgive me? Are we still buds?!?!(sob!)
Also Lunee, I'd love to share a bowl of onion soup NOW if your willing...
I'm sorry, I'm in an underground dungeon right now and I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep. *beep*
martin: its ok im saving you so im kinda busy as well.
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