Happy Birthday to me...

Hello, fellow stoats. It's me, your ruler, Ginger. Bow down one and all. Oh yeah! I got the power! Uhuhuh! I mean, uh, I think you may have noticed the changes going about here in our little town. Yes, they were all my doing and I'd like you to hear a plot that I've been thinking of ever since I moved here. First, I wanted you saps to trust me and believe that I was kind. Next, I waited patiently for my birthday. Then, I asked the old stupid president to let me be president for a week. (snickers) His worst move ever. Then, I turn our town into my own evil paradise. And now, here I am, about to expose his secret to you all. Old Joe is no stoat--He is an otter!!! Yes, yes, I am pleased to tell you that he is staying in Hawaii forever. He knew the moment I wanted to be the president that I would expose him. He leaves me in charge forever. But worry not. He was no great president. He was a liar, not to tell the people who cared for him and loved him about his true identity. He was also a traitor, not to come to your rescue when he knew your fate. But now, you will be under MY command! Fear me if you dare! Muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! (snorts) What are you looking at, CHUMPS!?!?!? Hmph! I can be evil if I want to. Size doesn't matter. I got all the way here, didn't I? Grrrrr... (tackles surrounding people) Muhuhuhuh!!! Oh, am I still on? Cut! I SAID CUT!!!! -----------