Ermin the stoat moves to town!

Ermin from the Rolling Stoats plans to move into a beach house in Stoats-eat-oats! Here's what happened during an interview:

Ronald from Stoat News 10: So Ermin, what made you decide to stay here in Stoats-eat-oats?

Ermin: Well, Ronnie boy, I guess it's just the friendly citizens here. That, and this town makes some darn good oats!

Ronald: Did you hear about the pine marten found on the outskirts of town?

Ermin: Yes, I did! He's my cousin!!!

Ronald: OH!!! So I guess you're voting for him to stay?


Ermin: Definitely! He's very sweet and kind, but he doesn't like oats...

Ronald: GASP!!!

Ermin: What? Is that going to be a problem?

Ronald: (coughs) Uh, no! Of course not! Heheheheheheh... It's just that everyone here loves oats, and well, he might be thought of as a bit of a freak!

Ermin: (growls) OH REALLY?

Ronald: Well, uh, YES! It's nothing personal! Anyone who doesn't like oats would be a creep!

Ermin: GRRRR!!!! (tackles Ronald)

Well, eheh, now you know a little more about Ermin... Uh, listen, I'm not discussing the details of the fight, okay?... WILL YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!?!?