Our President has arrived!

All the votes are in! The winner is..................................................................................

Not tellin' ya yet!!!!

But I thought I'd say that you are allowed to help in the raising of the votes by drawing and sending a picture of your favorite candidate! it might even be put up on the site. Enjoy!

Martin Speaks the Truth!!!

Martin has recovered enough to speak the truth of the horrible thing that attacked him. He says it was a blind wolf pup. He believes it pounced on him by mistake. It was brought here to be interrogated. "Who's there? Where am I?" asks the blind pup. "I'm scared! Where's my mama?" he whines. "You're with the S.P.F.F!!!" cries an anonymous voice in the darkness. "The what?!?" he asks. "The Stoat Police Force Five!" cries the voice. "You almost killed one of our members, you numbskull!" "No,I didn't... All I did was pounce on an unusually fluffy mound of grass! I'm sorry if I did something wrong... Really sorry..." the pup whispers. "Unforgiven!" cries the voice. "I always do everything wrong! I'm so stupid!" howls the pup. "No you're not," comforts a sweet voice. "I'm not? Who are you?" asks the pup. "A friend. My name is Lunetta, and I forgive you. Come with me and we'll go into my house until we find out if you're not guilty. Do you like onion soup?" asks Lunetta, nudging him on. "Um, I think so..." replies the blind pup.



Here's the captive:

Vote now: Is he guilty of crime... or NOT?

Eastern Weasel Parade!

The annual eastern weasel parade will be held at Celebration St. in San Fransisco. Ermin and the Rolling Stoats will be preforming, along with artists like Squeak-Squeak, Lil' Pine-pine, Madonna Stoat, and a special singing preformance by a secret famous face! Here's where to find Celebration St. :

1314 East Celebration St.

After the the parade, go to the Mayor's House and enter the Banquet Hall. It should look like this:

Please come to the parade! It'll be more than worth it!

Charlotte Wins Beauty Pagent!

Charlotte won by one vote! Here is one of the pictures she sent in:

Charlotte, we're very proud! Congratulations to-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! JEALOUS BEAUTY PAGENT CONTESTANTS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! THE PRIZE IS A STOAT CONVERTABLE! AAAAAHH!!!! CONGRATS!!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!

Horoscopes by Ginger

Enjoy these horoscopes by Guru Ginger!

Martin: Health is coming over the bridge, young one.

Old Joe: Youth is a thing of the past, especially yours.

Lunetta: A success is in your wing.

Charlotte: Fame arises at noon.

Fonzo: A new home will be found.

Ermin: Say goodbye to a life of loneliness.

Madonna: I'm gonna make this real simple. Drop the mirrors!!!

Hope you enjoyed these horoscopes! More of these will come in the mysterious FUTURE!

Guru moves into town!!!

Guru Ginger moves into town. She is willing to tell everyone's futures. Hooray!

Okay, so she's a little young, but she's smart! SO MAYBE I GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!

Stoat for President!!!!

Check out our new flag! Pretty cool, huh? Post your vote for the newest stoat president!

Visit Martin in the hospital!

Sigh... Well, I must admit, I was against Martin's getting up, but he felt he just HAD to see you all... Here you go...

Martin: Oh, hey guys! I missed you...

Lunetta: That looks like it hurts... Are you okay?

Martin: I'll be fine, stop worrying!

Old Joe: She has every right to worry after what you did to yourself! Well in all of my days, I never!

Odey: (whimpers)

Charlotte: Get out the way!!! Martin! I missed you so much! STOP PUSHING, ODEY! Gosh, you'd think a stoat could see her brother without the crowd...

Dr. Piny: I agree with Charlotte! One at a time please! Charlotte, you first!

Lunetta: Awwww...

Odey: (whimpers)

Old Joe: I just can't keep up with them young whipper-snappers!

Charlotte: Hehahahaha! Pbt!

(everyone leaves but Charlotte)

Martin: Hey sis!

Charlotte: Hey big bro! You okay? Do you remember what attacked you?

Martin: (freezes)

Charlotte: Martin?? Martin!!!

Dr. Piny: STOP!!! He's not ready to speak about this yet! Charlotte, I think you'd better leave!

Stoat Beauty Pagent!

Enter the stoat's first annual beauty pagent! The judges are: Madonna Stoat, Old Joe, and Ermin! Enter today and the let the judging begin!

Contestants:

= Lunetta

= Charlotte

= Henrietta

= Donna Joe

= the world champion winner, 'Veronica'!

So please vote for your favorite entrant now!

The Pine Marten... Does it stay... or go?...

After three days of available voting, we've come to a decision......

THE PINE MARTEN STAYS!!!

Hooray! Here he is from inside his log, all happy and free. His name will be Fonzo. Fonzo is only available for me to adopt, but you can play with him whenever you like! Enjoy!

Ermin the stoat moves to town!

Ermin from the Rolling Stoats plans to move into a beach house in Stoats-eat-oats! Here's what happened during an interview:

Ronald from Stoat News 10: So Ermin, what made you decide to stay here in Stoats-eat-oats?

Ermin: Well, Ronnie boy, I guess it's just the friendly citizens here. That, and this town makes some darn good oats!

Ronald: Did you hear about the pine marten found on the outskirts of town?

Ermin: Yes, I did! He's my cousin!!!

Ronald: OH!!! So I guess you're voting for him to stay?


Ermin: Definitely! He's very sweet and kind, but he doesn't like oats...

Ronald: GASP!!!

Ermin: What? Is that going to be a problem?

Ronald: (coughs) Uh, no! Of course not! Heheheheheheh... It's just that everyone here loves oats, and well, he might be thought of as a bit of a freak!

Ermin: (growls) OH REALLY?

Ronald: Well, uh, YES! It's nothing personal! Anyone who doesn't like oats would be a creep!

Ermin: GRRRR!!!! (tackles Ronald)

Well, eheh, now you know a little more about Ermin... Uh, listen, I'm not discussing the details of the fight, okay?... WILL YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!?!?

Sup, stoat lovers?

Please welcome our newest addition to the stoat family adoption center, Rocky!


http://www.robertweselmann.com/images/pine_martin2.jpg = Rocky

Hunting Season Begins Today!!!

Stoats, get ready! The rabbits are out and we're hungry! Sign up for hunting lessons today!

You won't be sorry! (However, the rabbits will!)

Feed the Pine Marten!

The Pine Marten that we found is hungry! To donate a bag of oats, click on comments and type in the code: Quakeroatsyumyum. The pine marten appreciates it and we still don't know if we're keeping it, so vote now!

Lost Pine Marten...

To the sad findings of some oat collectors, we have found a sad and alone pine marten, starving in the snow. He is currently being fed oats underneath a warm shelter of a log until we vote on the final decision... Does he stay?.... Or does he go?...
Post your vote now...

The Winter Season Has Started!!!

Shed your summer coats, stoats! It's winter! The stoats will be provided with thier share of oats for the winter "stoat hustle". Stoats beware of deep snow and hiding predators...

The Stoat and I (starring 'unknown')

Check out a stoat flick and family favorite, The Stoat and I!!!


http://www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/stoats/index.php?Qwd=.&Qif=stoat1.gif&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M = The Stoat and I

My Favorite Pine Marten (starring 'unkown')

Enjoy the coolest and funniest film made yet, "MY FAVORITE PINE MARTEN" !!!


http://www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/stoats/index.php?Qwd=.&Qif=oiamole.gif&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M = My Favorite Pine Marten

Stoat Diaries (starring Charlotte)

The Stoat Diaries is now playing! Click on this link to watch it:

http://www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/stoats/index.php?Qwd=.&Qif=topper.gif&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M = The Stoat Diaries!

Stoats Eat Oats Presents: Oatley Theater!

Howdy, fellow stoats! Oatley Theater is coming to town and you could be first in line to buy "tickets". All you have to do is post what show you want to see. The maximum theater capacity is 10 stoats per show. Here are the latest shows:

My Favorite Pine Marten

The Stoat and I

Stoat Diaries

Hope you enjoy these shows!

Phew!

Phew! All is well in stoat town. Garfield is safe. This is how it all went down:

Bad Benny: I'M H-H-HUNG-RAY!!!

Aqua: Get away y-y-you b-b-big m-m-meanie!

Bad Benny: I'm b-b-bad to the BONE!! OWW!!

Odey: (pants) Dee-doyee!!

Garfield: Don't eat me! I only eat other things! Please!!!

Charlotte: I'll spin you up in a web, you neurotic badger!

Templeton: Calm down, stoats. I'll handle this. Besides: The stoat rules!

Bad Benny: Get out of my way before I--

Ripper: BACK OFF YOU FREAK OF A BADGER!!! STEP AWAY SLOWLY!!!

Bad Benny: But I--

Ripper: NOW!!!!

Bad Benny: You're kidding! If eat you stoats, I'll have enough stupid in my digestive system to rot the brain of a dolphin! I'm outta here!

Aqua: Hooray! We did it!

Weazy & Stella : (both) How?

Luana: Who knows?


Well, at least we know that we won't hear from Benny for a LONG time! :)

First Badger Attack!

Run for your lives! Bad Benny is heading over to the nest of Garfield. Don't worry! I've called the badger rehab center and they're on thier way! As stoat-lovers, we must stand united!

http://www.nigelandlibbyceramics.co.uk/gallery/albums/Libbys_Ceramics/LC_Stoats.thumb.jpg = united stoats


Hurry! Grab your stoats and center them in front of the entrance to thier nests! We won't let Benny get away with this! EVER!!!

WANTED STOAT EATER!!!!!!!

Watch out! Bad Benny Badger has his eyes on Templeton, Garfield, and Martin! Owners of these stoats, beware of this Badger!

Say hello to Ripper and more!

http://www.the-river-thames.co.uk/mink.jpg = Ripper

http://www.aquila-uk.net/images/mink.jpg = Aqua

http://www.forestry.gov.uk/images/1018325big.jpg/$FILE/1018325big.jpg = Old Joe

http://www.lairgestate.co.uk/images/Fauna/stoat.jpg = Luana

Welcome to Tiki!

http://www.converge.org.nz/ntsth/images/stoat1.jpg = Tiki

New Stoats for Adoption!

Check 'em out!

http://www.swt.org.uk/images/photos/0.6_wildlife_stoat_DS.gif = Emma

http://cal.man.ac.uk/student_projects/2002/MNBF9ALS/weasel.gif = Robin

http://www.mtuk.org/content/mammal/carnivores/stoat.jpg = Templeton

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/life/stoat311003.jpg = Charlotte

Adopt-a-stoat!

Hey, stoat lovers! Would you like to "adopt-a-stoat"? All you have to do is this:

1. Click on the link to see the stoats.
2. Type the name of the stoat on the comments board. Enjoy!

Enjoy these stoats!

http://www.uksafari.com/postcard/pictures/stoats.jpg = Weazy & Stella

http://www.nature-shetland.co.uk/brc/pics/stoats.jpg = Luna

http://www.dairylandfarmworld.com/images/farmpark/ANIMALSs.jpg = Odey

http://www.kaipatiki.org.nz/images/weas.jpg = Garfield

http://www.toothandclaw.org.uk/upload/files/Pine%20Marten1001.jpg = Martin

http://www.treepics.co.uk/education/animals/stoat/1.jpg = Laweasel

Welcome to Stoats Eat Oats!

Welcome to "Stoats Eat Oats!", the website where I do whatever I want! Woo-hoo! Freedom! :) But as long as you're here, I bet you're wondering what the heck a stoat is! It's my favorite animal! It's sort of like a weasel (or at least, that's what I keep telling everybody!). A stoat's diet consists of rabbits, eggs, and birds. ( :( It's a shame they don't eat oats!) A stoat kills it's prey by biting into the back of it's neck, near the skull. They also change their coats during the winter. Reddish-brown to frosty white. Stoats live pretty much in the U.S. and Asia, usually in moorland, farmland, and some other places that I can't remember! Anyways, the name of the website has EVERYTHING to do with it, so if you don't like stoats, GET OUT! Thanks for checking out Stoats Eat Oats! I post weekly or whenever I can! Keep checking back! See ya later!