WHOA!!!

Okay, everybody's  comfortable, right? RIGHT!?!?!?!? They'd better be... I'm sorry I haven't been updating you, but I was fighting against the badgers!!! Don't worry, everybody's fine, don't freak!!!

Take a peek at your room!

= Aloha room with indoor hot tub, massauges, and free oats under the pillows.


= Sweet slumber room w/ room service, cable, and free oat buffets!

Post the codes in the comments to choose your stoat's/stoats' room!

Community Center = LAS VEGAS HOTEL!!!

The community center is being temporarily used by the senior stoats for their bingo night... SO WE GET STAY HERE!!!!

It's the luxiorious "Stoat Slumber & Suana"

It's quite beautiful, so remember to post: 43LOCKdown21_ _ so that your stoats can stay safe!

Attack of the badgers!

RUN!!! The badger townsfolk are following bad benny in a mad rush for ALL the stoats! SAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP your stoat by posting the following code under the comments: 43LOCKdown21_ _

By posting this, your stoat will go to the community center until the drill is over. Save your little pal from the army of badgers before it too gets eaten! AaAaHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Benny gets a hairdo!

Bad Benny... looks... different... Ummm... VERY different. Here you go. Shield your eyes:

Uh. Look out for Bad Benny... And his new, scary hairdo...

Bad Benny Returns!

Bad Benny Badger just bought a new toasteroven and he's DYING to try it out! He's given up on Garfield and the others and has decided to try his luck on: Onyx, Fonzo, Lunetta, and Grim! Oh, wait. You don't know Grim! Okay y'all! here he is! The king of all evil, Grim!

Or not!

Eastern Weasel Parade!

Lunetta: Howdy folks, and welcome to luxorious 1314 East Celebration St. in San Frinsisco! I'm Lunetta Star here to commentate the event with my partner, Old Joe Otter!

Old Joe: Hi! Lunetta, what do you think of the weather today?

Lunetta: Well, to tell the truth, it's a bit wet out here, don't you think?

Old Joe: Well, I LOVE rainy weather! That's why I came to watch!

Lunetta: Mmmkay? Oooh, Joe, I see the first float coming our way! It's from the Chinese Weasel Carnival that showed up last year, and I guess it's making it's turn into town today just for us at the Eastern Weasel Parade!

Old Joe: Oh, look at the city lights!

Lunetta: Oh my, and they look stunning as we pass our next float, The Snowy Stoat. I heard that float had some technical difficulties on the way up here. Why? Because the snowy stoat that you see is alive!

Old Joe: Who is this beauty on the San Fransisco bay? Why it's none other than Madonna Stoat!

Lunetta: Oh, she's absolutely marvelous as she passes the street and heads for the harbor.

Old Joe: Hey, don't look now, but I see our surprise guest heading up here to greet us for her interview! Who is it? It's the beautiful, the ravishing, the gorgeous, the--

Lunetta: It's Charlotte!

Charlotte: (waves) Hi, everyone!

Lunetta: So, I hear that you're getting married.

Charlotte: Huh? What're you talking about?

Lunetta: To Ermin!!! It was all over the news! Didn't you hear?

Charlotte: WHAT!?!?!?!? ERMIN GET OVER HERE!!!

(Ermin sulks in)

Ermin: Uh, hi... Heheh... GOTTA GO!!!!

Charlotte: FREEZE!!! What did you tell the reporters???

Ermin: Um, nothing!

Charlotte: Sorry, you'll have to excuse us for a sec. YEAH, ERMIN, YOU'D BETTER RUN!!!!

Lunetta: Uh, you know, I think we should get back to the parade!

Old Joe: Yeah! For sure! Hey, look! It's the Celebrate Evil float, led by--who else--Ginger!

Lunetta: Hey, look, she's doing something! She's--Oh wow.

Old JOe: Wow is right. LEt's forget that happened!!!!

LUNETTA: OMG!!!! It's charlotte! She looks absolutely captivating tonight on her very own float!

Old Joe: Look at her! Absolutely bbeautiful, is she not? Did you hear aboout her victory in the beauty pagent?

Lunetta: Hmph. (grumble grumble) So she won a car. I could've won that contest if I wanted to. I just wanted to let her win. You know, make her feel special since she was new to town that day.

Old Joe: But she wasn't new to town, you were!

Lunetta: SHUT UP!!! Oh, whaddya know, it's Onyx!

Old Joe: Who?

Lunetta: MY sister! Oh, look at her go by! She's beautiful!

Old Joe: But, why is she on a float if she's not rich or famous?

Lunetta: BEcause she too, is a new member of Stoats-eat-oats, all the way from China!

She came just to see the parade!

Old Joe: From CHINA!?!? That's a little bit out there don't ya think?

Lunetta: So? She loves oats, even though they way she eats them, they taste more bitter. OKay, OKAY!!! They're so bitter that it took her twelve years to adjust to them!

Old JOe: Wow. She's gorgeos!

Lunetta: i know! And here she is as our guest speaker!

Onyx: (giggles) Um, hi... Heehee!

Old Joe: So why did you come to stoats eat oats?

Onyx: BEcause of the weather. It's so crisp and brisk, so.. so... ready for me. I love my family which is also why I moved.

Lunetta: aw, I love you too, sis! Say, how do you know English?

Onyx: I took classes before I came!

Old Joe: Say, what's an onyx?

Onyx: It's type of black stone or mineral. It's very beautilful.

Old Joe: And so are you! Thank you for joining us today, as we wrap up the Eastern Weasle Parade! Thank you for joining us!

Onyx: My pleasure! See ya round!

Lunetta: Indeed!